I Love Pumpkin Spice Because I Am A Clumsy Oaf

Monday, October 6, 2014
Pumpkin spiced flavoured everything: can’t get enough OR enough already!


201309271344_1380307477.02628This has happened to me before.

Except it wasn’t in a rather empty room with a few other people.  It was on choir risers. In front of an audience. At a women’s conference. I was on the top riser, and I tried taking a couple ladies down with me as my feet forgot how to feet.  I don’t know how I misstepped on there, but I was in heels and just stepped quite confidently… right off the step and straight into air.

Thankfully, no one was hurt and the women were upon me like blankets making sure I was okay and patting my shoulders.

I just walked it off…what else are you going to do?

Never get invited to another women’s conference choir, for one.


The thing is, pumpkin spice speaks to me because I am a clumsy oaf.

Pumpkin spice is not associated with delicate things.  Dainty things.  Things that are diamond encrusted, high society, “Oh no darling, I simply couldn’t eat another pumpkin spice thing. It is simply undignified” people.

Pumpkin spice is for people who fall off risers.  People who love to love flavor.  People who get excited about pumpkin spice vodka, because the possibilities are endless.  And you don’t even like vodka!!  Pumpkin spice is for the salt of the earth kind of people.

Or maybe the spice of the earth…???


Here is what I am talking about.  These are some of the amazing, tasty things that are associated with pumpkin spice:


pumpkin 006Martinis.  I am all over this.

And most importantly:



Wait, what??

enhanced-5425-1410215272-18Okay, maybe this has gone too far.

What isn’t associated with pumpkin spice may be things like,



bacon…hey, wait a second.  What is on that bacon…??

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